With a apologies to Jack Black and the Best Song in The World. This is the best story in the world, and it goes something likes this…

One night on dark and deserted road me and my friend Kile were coming home from the pub and all of a sudden there was a flash of light.

Out of the blinding light there stood an evil angel and they said they would eat our souls if we didn’t tell them the greatest story in the world!

So we did…